Well. That was certainly interesting. Ichigo, I expect you were able to keep from being eaten by a dinosaur? It's rather against the odds, but then nothing you two do surprises me. Ishida, I expect that you're fine, since our home is still standing, but let me know if you need anything.

Renji, please concentrate on your recovery. Idiot.

Why does my head hurt and why don't I remember the last day or so very well?

Was I at...a bar? Why am I at the clinic now?

I feel terrible.

helloooooo

ima at teh bar to have as dirnks for tehb unyy i ate

por bunny

it was v rey cute but so tsdty i coudlnt hellp myesefl

sorry buny

thse dirnsk are goood to

I feel awful today. My stomach hurts like crazy. Why did I eat and drink so much yesterday?

Any villains, psychopaths, fighters who wish to become stronger, or regular people with experimental weaponry should seek out Kurosaki Ichigo and Abarai Renji. I assure you that they would make excellent victims test subjects opponents.

Make it hurt.

So that's just it? The fog lifts, the monsters are gone...does anyone know why? Or why they came in the first place? Did anyone do something to cause this, or do we just chalk it up to fate's capriciousness?

All those people. Such a waste.

[Filtered to shinigami and allies]Now that this crisis has passed, I've decided to move out of Captain ( Read more... )

So we've got more bodies now. Excellent. I'm not sure whether to sharpen my blade, practice my healing kidou or just follow Ichigo around, in which case I'll inevitably require both.

[recorded]

What the-oh no.

[thump thump thump]

[sounds of retching]

LATER EDIT:

I feel it is important that people remember that despite improvements residents have made this is still, essentially, a wasteland, and just because food has not obviously gone bad does not mean we should not inspect it with care.

Vital signs first: when I awoke, I was no longer impaled nor bleeding elsewhere. In fact, I seem to be perfectly healthy, aside from a ringing headache. I am also, very clearly, no longer in Hueco Mundo ( Read more... )